I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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