Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Randomize
