Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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