You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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