I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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