your room smells of hookers.
And success
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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