How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Boobs speak an international language.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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