i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Drunk is not a location!
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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