all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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