Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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