i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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