it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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