They should really pass out barf bags in church
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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