the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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