singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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