No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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