i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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