Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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