WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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