fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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