the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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