these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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