I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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