My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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