You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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