I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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