yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
My breasts were aching with rage.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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