Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I currently don't understand fingers.
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