brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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