the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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