would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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