i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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