How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
