I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Is Oprah even human
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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