If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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