I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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