Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
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What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Acid is not a monday night drug
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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