Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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