i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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