He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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