I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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