Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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