K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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