I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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