That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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