and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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