he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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