lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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