I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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