Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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